Every game is a hub — the studio that built it, the publisher shipping it, investors backing it, creators streaming it, journalists covering it. The ecosystem is what makes the game more fundable, more discoverable and more playable. How were you involved?
Are you really reading this to find out more? ...FINE! If you DO buy this game, expect me to narrate in your ear for around 2 hours about your poor life choices, all while I'll try to create something resembling a game for you to walk around in.
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